Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.
Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.
I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.
Welcome to 'Who's Line Is It Anyway' the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points are just like Canada.
The only way I'd need a pain reliever to enjoy sex is if all of my fantasies came true at the same time.
Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.
TV is easier: it's all planned out for you, and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up, but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. To me, that's more pure.
