Eddie Cantor Quotes

A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.

Slow down and enjoy life. It's not only the scenery you miss by going to fast - you also miss the sense of where you are going and why.

Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn't even have when you were on your own.

A sleeping pill will never take the place of a clear conscience.

When I see the Ten Most Wanted Lists... I always have this thought: If we'd made them feel wanted earlier, they wouldn't be wanted now.

Words fascinate me. They always have. For me, browsing in a dictionary is like being turned loose in a bank.

Matrimony is not a word, it's a sentence.

All women are natural born espionage agents.

It takes years to make an overnight success.

It takes twenty years to become an overnight success.

Love isn't like a reservoir. You'll never drain it dry. It's much more like a natural spring. The longer and farther it flows, the stronger and deeper and clearer it becomes.

He hasn't an enemy in the world - but all his friends hate him.

We call our rich relatives the kin we love to touch

Truth or tact? You have to choose. Most times they're not compatible. It's so hard to draw the line.