Eminem Quotes - Page 12

My earliest memory was raping the babysitter when I was 5...she was 15.

I'm very much a creature of habit.

Saving Private Ryan was probably the illest, sickest movie I've ever watched, and I didn't see anybody criticizing that one for violence.

Soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping

The parents are pissed, but the kids love it.

I've got miracle lyrical capability all in me / With the agility to escape a killer bee colony.

Any MC who chooses to go up against me is getting taken advantage of like Monica Lewinski

You don't wanna go eggin' him on. It'll never be my chair that your on, crown so tight that it cuts off circulation to the brain no oxygen. Other words there's no heir to the throne.

It was a slow process. You gotta remember I hadn't recorded a song sober in seven years. So it took me awhile to even feel like I could record a song sober.

If I said in one of my songs that my English teacher wanted to have sex with me in junior high, all I'm saying, is that I'm not gay, you know? People confuse the lyrics for me speaking my mind. I don't agree with that lifestyle, but if that lifestyle is for you, then it's your business.

See I'm a poet to some, a regular modern day Shakespeare.

They call me superman, I'm here to rescue you.

Britney Spears has shoulders like a man.

Gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis, put my LP on your Christmas gift list.

Piracy doesn't hurt an artist unless the artist puts out a bad album.

I don't think that anything anyone has to say should ever be censored or unheard

Question is, are you bozos smart enough to feel stupid?

It'd be stupid for me to sit here and say that there aren't kids who look up to me, but my responsibility is not to them. I'm not a baby sitter.

Touring used to be hard. Early on in my career when I was more in grind mode, I was doing two or three shows a day. It was tough because you start feeling like you have no life. That being said, I do enjoy actually doing the shows.

It's just hard when you've spent so much time on something, writing and recording, laying the vocals, getting the hook right, getting the beat right, making everything sound right - you spent a freaking week trying to make it sound perfect, and someone comes along and shoots it down.

You know how it is - you make songs, and as you make the new ones, the old ones get old and you throw them out.

I'm kinda rather make people laugh I guess or cry or whatever but bragging about what I have for me personally uncharacteristic I guess.

Slim Shady: Hotter then a set of twin babies In a Mercedes Benz, with the windows up When the temp goes up to the mid 80's.

I'd go to, like, six different schools in one year. We were on welfare, and my mom never ever worked.

When I say I'll murder my baby's mother, maybe I wanted to but I didn't. Anybody who takes it literally is 10 times sicker than I am.