Eminem Quotes - Page 13

I Like Gay Men, Right Ken?

Try to strip me of my credibility and make me look fake, G you only gonna be in for a rude awakening.

Smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross.

Of course you don't want your kids swearing. But remember how fun it was to cuss when you were in the first grade?

Music is my time capsule. Each album reflects what I'm going through or what's going on in my life at that moment.

But music is reflection of self, we just explain it, and then we get our checks in the mail.

I wanna get on TV and just let loose. But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose.

If somebody is smoking a joint in a movie, I say it's a cigarette - a big cigarette if it's a Cheech and Chong movie.

Nuts they go, macadamia they go so ballistic, whoa.

Sixty sluts, all of them dying from asphyxia after they sip piss through a Christopher Reeves sippy cup.

I'm standing on my Monopoly board that means I'm on top of my game

She [Benzino] is obsessed with me. I never would think I would see the day when I seen the worst rapper in the world going against one of the best.

You can be a permanent fixture in my lyrical mixture.

The details surrounding both my marriage and subsequent filing for divorce are private, and I had hoped to keep them that way for the sake of my family.

I don't know if I ever feel totally great about a record when I put it out. With every record that I put out, someone has literally got to come pry it from me because when I listen to my own music, I just hear flaws in it.

If you're the parent, be a parent. You know what I mean? I'm a parent. I have daughters.

If you could count the skeletons in my closet, under my bed and up under my faucet, then you would know I've completely lost it. Is he nuts? No he's insane!

My morals went when the president got oral.

I had too much Nyquil and Vivarin again. Lost my stomach all over the place.

I like it when people talk s**t. Because if people weren't talking s**t, there would be nothing for me to come back with. I need that. If I don't have any ammo, what am I going to say?

Infinite was me trying to figure out how I wanted my rap style to be, how I wanted to sound on the mic and present myself. It was a growing stage. I felt like Infinite was like a demo that just got pressed up.

Yeah, I did see where the people dissing me were coming from. But, it's like, anything that happened in the past between black and white, I can't really speak on it, because I wasn't there. I don't feel like me being born the color I am makes me any less of a person.

The emotions in a song - the anger, aggression - have got to be legitimate.

I have big nuts. huge nuts. Elephantitis of the balls - that's what I have.

You can try and read my lyrics off of this paper before I lay 'em But you won't take the sting out these words before I say 'em