Eminem Quotes about Funny

Love is just a word, but you bring it definition.

You don't get another chance, life is no Nintendo game.

Sometimes you just gotta let sh-t go and say 'to hell with it' and move on.

Love is evil, spell it backwards, I’ll show ya.

Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends.

To the people I forgot, you weren't on my mind for some reason and you probably don't deserve any thanks anyway.

Sometimes I'm real cool, but sometimes I could be a real asshole. I think everyone is like that.

Somewhere deep down there's a decent man in me, he just can't be found.

You know, I don't know if you know this about me or not, but I'm kind of a big deal.

I have nothing to lose, but something to gain.

I'm thankful for the talent in which God gave me and I'm thankful for the environment that he placed me.

I don't hate women - they just sometimes make me mad.

When I die, so does hip hop.

Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end.

As long as the wrong feels right - it's like I'm in flight.

Cause see they call me a menace; and if the shoe fits I'll wear it.

And all those who look down on me I'm tearing down your balcony.

I am who I am and I say what I think. I'm not putting a face on for the record.

A lot of my rhymes are just to get chuckles out of people. Anybody with half a brain is going to be able to tell when I'm joking and when I'm serious.

I think my first album opened a lot of doors for me to push the freedom of speech to the limit.

You know, fame is a funny thing, man, especially, you know, actors, musicians, rappers, rock singers, it's kind of a lifestyle and it's easy to get caught up in it - you go to bars, you go to clubs, everyone's doing a certain thing... It's tough.

I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?