Ernest Hemingway Quotes about Funny

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I drink to make other people more interesting.

I drink to make other people more interesting.

Ernest Hemingway

Funny, Life, Drinking

"How To Be Interesting: Simple Ways to Increase Your Personal Appeal". Book by David Gillespie, Mark Warren, 2013.

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Ernest Hemingway

Funny, Witty, Clever

Ernest Hemingway (2008). “The Good Life According to Hemingway”, Ecco

Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports... all the others are games.

Ernest Hemingway

Funny, Sports, Real

Never confuse movement with action.

Ernest Hemingway

Inspirational, Funny, Work

Ernest Hemingway (2008). “The Good Life According to Hemingway”, Ecco

The sea is the same as it has been since before men ever went on it in boats.

Ernest Hemingway

Inspirational, Funny, Men

Ernest Hemingway (2014). “The Hemingway Collection”, p.1106, Simon and Schuster

Only one marriage I regret. I remember after I got that marriage license I went across from the license bureau to a bar for a drink. The bartender said, "What will you have, sir?" And I said, "A glass of hemlock."

Ernest Hemingway

Funny, Marriage, Regret

Ernest Hemingway (2008). “The Good Life According to Hemingway”, Ecco

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.

Ernest Hemingway

Funny, Book, Writing

Ernest Hemingway, Carlos Baker (2003). “Ernest Hemingway Selected Letters 1917-1961”, p.139, Simon and Schuster

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.

Ernest Hemingway

Funny, Fathers Day, Dad

Ernest Hemingway (2008). “The Good Life According to Hemingway”, Ecco

A beautiful vacuum filled with wealthy monogamists, all powerful and members of the best families all drinking themselves to death.

Ernest Hemingway

Funny, Beautiful, Death

Ernest Hemingway, Carlos Baker (2003). “Ernest Hemingway Selected Letters 1917-1961”, p.165, Simon and Schuster

Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have given me more pleasure.

Ernest Hemingway

Funny, Humorous, Drinking

Ernest Hemingway, Carlos Baker (2003). “Ernest Hemingway Selected Letters 1917-1961”, p.420, Simon and Schuster

Here is the piece. If you can't say fornicate can you say copulate or if not that can you say co-habit? If not that would have to say consummate I suppose. Use your own good taste and judgment.

Ernest Hemingway

Funny, Humorous, Taste And Judgment

Ernest Hemingway, Carlos Baker (2003). “Ernest Hemingway Selected Letters 1917-1961”, p.413, Simon and Schuster