Greg Behrendt Quotes - Page 4

Don't waste the pretty

It`s your version of whatever that is. We use those words because they are kind of empowering. Try to get back into your life and get back on track with dreams you have. There`s nothing more attractive than a person who likes herself.

We have become a sloppy bunch of people. We say things we don’t mean. We make promises we don’t keep.

Bored with the same type of misery over and over and over again.

People say get a job doing something you love. So far no one has offered to hire me to eat Whoppers with a switchblade.

If he's choosing not to make a simple effort that would put you at ease and bring harmony to a recurring fight, then he doesn't respect your feelings and needs.

Two people in a relationship either grow together or apart over time.

I always tell people it's funny that they think I'm a relationship expert because my two books are about getting out of relationships.

Cheaters are people who have a lot of stuff to work out, and they're working it out on your time and with your heart.

I'm no longer a prisoner of my fears. Which really just means I'm using real butter.

Sometimes people change their minds, sometimes they meet someone else, sometimes they get sober, and sometimes he was just a jerk who you're lucky to be rid of.

I believe in love in hindsight, meaning attraction and connection can be remembered as love at first sight. But how could you possibly know at first sight? That's too much pressure to put on a relationship.

I'm fascinated with human relationships. I advocate the relationship you have with yourself.

I'm just saying, tonight, if you're going through a breakup and you're drinking, don't call. Just don't do it. Don't call. Because here's the thing: booze has information in it!

The time it takes to feel better about a breakup is directly proportional to the time it takes to feel better about yourself.

I love to eat. That's why I got so fat; I love to eat. If I don't walk away from a meal hurting, I didn't do it right. If I don't walk away from Thanksgiving dinner feeling like I've been turkey-f**ked in a gingerbread prison, I didn't do it right.

Young people are gross with their faces and their hope.

I mean, I feel like you can kill the same bird with both stones.

You already have one asshole, you don't need another one

Every time you see him, you only make yourself vulnerable to further heartache. Do you really need further proof that he's getting on with his life without you?

A good indication that it's not is if you're only staying with What's His Name because you're scared.

Men like to chase and you have to let us chase you. I know. It's insulting. It's frustrating. It's unfortunately the truth.

He doesn't need to be reminded you're great.

People are inspired to do remarkable things to find and be with the one they love.

big plans require big action