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If you want a friend in Washington, buy a dog.

If you want a friend in Washington, buy a dog.

Harry S. Truman
Funny, Hilarious, Dog
"The Wit & Wisdom of Harry Truman".

I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth and they thought it was hell.

Harry S. Truman
Inspirational, Funny, Truth
Harry S. Truman, Ralph Keyes (1995). “Wit and wisdom of Harry Truman”, Harpercollins

Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.

Harry S. Truman
Funny, Inspiration, Humor

The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.

Harry S. Truman
Funny, Leadership, Witty
Television interview by Edward R. Murrow, CBS, 27 May 1955

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours.

Harry S. Truman
Inspirational, Funny, Depression

Any man who has had the job I've had and didn't have a sense of humor wouldn't still be here.

Harry S. Truman
Funny, Jobs, Humor

When you have an efficient government, you have a dictatorship.

Harry S. Truman
Funny, Humor, Government
Lecture at Columbia University, 28 Apr. 1959, in Truman Speaks (1960) p. 51