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James Thurber Quotes about Funny

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Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.

James Thurber
Funny, Witty, Maturity

Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.

James Thurber
Funny, Witty, Humorous

Let the meek inherit the earth -- they have it coming to them.

James Thurber
Funny, Humor, Modern Life

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?

James Thurber
Funny, Hilarious, Witty
Cartoon caption, New Yorker, 5 June 1937

There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.

James Thurber
Funny, Witty, Numbers
New Yorker 4 Feb. 1939 "The Fairly Intelligent Fly"

You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.

James Thurber
Inspirational, Funny, Fall
New Yorker 29 Apr. 1939 "The Bear Who Let It Alone"

I was seized by the stern hand of Compulsion, that dark, unreasonable Urge that impels women to clean house in the middle of the night.

James Thurber
Funny, Humor, Dark
1957 Alarms and Diversions,'There's A Time For Flags'.

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