I believe nicotine plus caffeine equals protein.
Life is nothing but a memory. People who dwell on the bad ones aren't going to have a whole lot of good ones coming up.
This fitness thing is blown out of proportion. What am I going to do on a treadmill - smoke a cigarette and drink a diet Coke?
My slogan is who needs fitness when you've got great equipment.
I learned you can't drink whiskey and play golf.
I enjoy the oohs! and aahs! from the gallery when I hit my drives. But I'm getting pretty tired of the awws! and uhhs! when I miss the putt.
Do I have to know rules and all that crap? Then forget it.
It's nice to worry about playing golf and not all the other stuff.
I've got the drinkers and the smokers and the eaters on my side.
I wasn't this nervous playing golf when I was drinking. It's the first tournament I've won on the PGA Tour in a sober manner, so it's a great feeling knowing I can do it sober. I don't think two years ago I could have pulled this off.
Seems I used to do everything like I was on a mission. If it was alcohol, I wanted to drink till I couldn't see straight. If it was golf, I wanted to beat everybody's brains out. If it was driving, I can get there faster'n you can. It's not anybody's fault, I guess. I was stubborn as hell. I had no direction.
I will just put four or five extra packs of cigarettes in my bag and I will be fine.
The only way I'll ever make the Ryder Cup team is when I become captain; then I can name myself to the team.
All four days I didn't think. I just hit. Squeaky (Medlen, his caddy) said 'kill' and I killed it.
He's tough (Tiger Woods). I wish I was that tough when I was his age.
