Josh Billings Quotes about Lying

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If you do not know how to lie, cheat, and steal, turn your attention to politics and learn.

If you do not know how to lie, cheat, and steal, turn your attention to politics and learn.

Josh Billings

Lying, Attention, Politics

There are people so addicted to exaggeration that they actually can't tell the truth without lying.

Josh Billings

Lying, Exaggeration Is, People

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The devil is the father of lies, but he neglected to patent the idea, and the business now suffers from competition.

Josh Billings

Lying, Father, Ideas

Lying is like trying to hide in a fog: If you move about you're in danger of bumping your head against the truth, and as soon as the fog blows off, you are gone anyhow.

Josh Billings

Lying, Moving, Blow