Oscar Levant Quotes about Funny

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.

Funny, Humility, Pride

"On the 8th Day - God Laughed". Book by Gene Perret, p. 95, 1995.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Funny, Humorous, Flower

"Fictional character: Jerry Sunborne". "Things We Lost in the Fire", www.imdb.com. 2007.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

Funny, Humorous, Party

"The Quotable Politician". Book by William B. Whitman, p. 30, 2003.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Inspirational, Funny, Depression

"Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

Funny, Humor, Dining Alone

"Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.

Funny, Depressing, Patient

"Memorable Quotations: Jewish Writers of the Past" edited by Carol A. Dingle, 2005.

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

Funny, Sarcastic, Loneliness

I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.

Funny, Witty, Names

Oscar Levant (1965). “The Memoirs of an Amnesiac”

So little time and so little to do.

Funny, Time, Work

Oscar Levant (1968). “The unimportance of being Oscar”