My life's like a big tour. It's cool, I'm still semi-young. I'm not too old yet where it's like, "I hate the road!" As long as I'm not anywhere for too long. I like to keep moving.
Sesame Street... I think they were all high. With Big Bird, they had to be high.
I remember taking mushrooms at the wrap party, it was like the first and last time I took that.
America's Most Wanted? I love it when there's a guy in the back seat pounding his head on the plexiglas. That to me is the best.
You'd think when you saw my old MTV stuff that I was always drunk and high and all that stuff. I wasn't.
I think as a standup performer you have to feel the audience. So the audience kind of dictates what they get, you know?
Everywhere I go, people know who I am.
I was one of the first veejays to take the camera out on location, and that's what was unique about MTV at that time.
Few if any teenagers can relate to getting up for school and finding famous comics like Pryor and Williams hanging out in your living room after a hard night of partying. But that's Hollywood.
I miss working with great actors, working with great directors.
Even at my peak, I never went too over the top.
I miss that process of getting the script and reading it and working on it. Every actor has their own way of memorizing their lines, and the whole process of starting to work with the other actors and the director, and doing rehearsals, and going to the location, and going through wardrobe.
I fly around with chicks on each arm and have no script. I just talk about what I feel like. But that's why my act works: I'm like this normal guy.
People should stop poking fun at other people and worry about themselves. The reality is that my movies all have made money.
Hollywood people don't want to be embarrassed by being involved with someone who isn't happening and cool at the time. But I never made the movies for the critics; I've done the best I could with the material and the directors and the actors I had. But the thing that's really exciting is that once I do that one project that's different, that stands out, everyone's gonna be watching.
When you're onstage, it's important to try and feel some type of therapy in getting the material out, because then you don't leave the stage so tired. If you're onstage and you're doing the same routine over and over, then it gets monotonous. You want to be able to try to get to the truth constantly, and I think the more you do that, the easier it is.
Physically, my character is stronger than him which is totally unrealistic, ... Because in reality he can ... kill me. I think it has a lot to do with (him being) the youngest of all of his brothers, and I think he got beat up a lot.
The MTV thing is the thing that I will always tip my hat to because that was like my acting class and how I got comfortable in front of a camera and how I kind of created my own thing.
There's a lot of people out there who didn't like my style of comedy.
You have to go away to come back. That's just normal. That's with bands, actors, comedians, everything.
My mom and dad are both in stand-up comedy, so that's where I started, that's where I got everything. My roots are holding the mic.
I never got into The Jetsons too much.
Death isn't a funny thing. We're all lucky to be living.
"Entourage" is a staple LA-based show and people say it's pretty real and I thought it was. It's an exaggeration of the truth.
I want to show all sides of myself. I mean, I don't want to howl at the moon my whole life, you know?
