Am I lying to you if I tell you the same lie I tell myself?
In comparing religious belief to science, I try to remember that science is belief also.
The trick to liking who you are is not to hate too much the person it turned out you weren't.
What do we ask of friendship except to be taken for what we pretend to be - and without having to pretend.
The ultimate folly is to think that something crucial to your welfare is being taken care of for you.
Am I keeping my promises?
What a snapshot is to your life, your life is to eternity, so wouldn't it be nice if eternity captured you smiling?
As I may or may not say to the Lord on Judgment Day, "You ask a lot of questions for someone who has so much explaining to do"
There is a tendency to see divine intervention in things that happen in the normal course of miracles.
Is it my imagination, or does shipping and handling settle a box of crackers more than it used to?
The best things in life are not only free, but the line is shorter.
The older I get, the less time I want to spend with the part of the human race that didn't marry me.
It’s hard to make up your bed while you’re still sleeping in it. Hard to make up your mind for the same reason.
I've learned never to be surprised if what must inevitably happen happens right now.
Never mind the odds against you. If you doubled your effort, what would the odds against you do — send for reinforcements?
The difference between education and know-how is that one you pay for, the other you charge for.
The secret to happiness is to put the burden of proof on unhappiness.
No man is so idle that he cannot rouse himself just enough to get in the way of a busy person.
I'm discovering that everybody is a closet quotesmith. Just give them a chance.
Skepticism is a religion very rich in evangelists but very short on saviors.
Know thyself, especially thyself after a couple of drinks.
You get to an age when there are really just two reasons to get up in the morning — for goodness sake and for heaven's sake.
It’s my luck that every time I feel I completely comprehend God’s plan, I don’t have a pencil with me.
Our destiny hides among our free choices, disguised as the free-est of all.
If there's anything better than a God-given talent, it's a God-given day job.
