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Ronald Reagan Quotes about Funny - Page 2

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I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself.

I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself.

Funny, Money, Stupid

Ronald Reagan's joke at the Gridiron Club annual dinner, March 24, 1984.

I favor the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and it must be enforced at gunpoint if necessary.

Funny, Humorous, Rights

Fascism was really the basis for the New Deal.

Funny, Politics, Fascism

Ronald Reagan, Mark J. Green, Gail MacColl (1983). “There he goes again: Ronald Reagan's reign of error”, Pantheon

I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.

Funny, Coffee, Espresso

Politics is just like show business. You have a hell of an opening, coast for a while, and then have a hell of a close.

Funny, Success, Politics

Ronald Reagan, Mark J. Green, Gail MacColl (1983). “There he goes again: Ronald Reagan's reign of error”, Pantheon

Growing and decaying vegetation in this land are responsible for 93 percent of the oxides of nitrogen.

Funny, Land, Nitrogen

I've said it before and I'll say it again. The U.S. Geological Survey has told me that the proven potential for oil in Alaska alone is greater than the proven reserves in Saudi Arabia.

Funny, Alaska, Oil

... the moral equal of our Founding Fathers.

Funny, Father, Politics

Ronald Reagan (2004). “The uncommon wisdom of Ronald Reagan: a portrait in his own words”

I know all the bad things that happened in that war. I was in uniform four years myself.

Funny, War, Years

We were told four years ago that 17 million people went to bed hungry each night. Well that was probably true. They were all on a diet.

Funny, Night, Years

Ronald Reagan's "A Time for Choosing" Speech, www.reaganlibrary.gov. October 27, 1964.

I have a feeling that we are doing better in the war than the people have been told.

Funny, War, People

Ronald Reagan (1968). “I goofed: the wise and curious sayings of Ronald Reagan, 33rd Governor of California”

I would have voted against the Civil Rights Act of 1964.

Funny, Rights, Politics

Ronald Reagan (1968). “I goofed: the wise and curious sayings of Ronald Reagan, 33rd Governor of California”

I have flown twice over Mount St. Helens out on our West Coast. I'm not a scientist and I don't know the figures, but I have a suspicion that that one little mountain has probably released more sulfur dioxide into the atmosphere of the world than has been released in the last ten years of automobile driving or things of that kind that people are so concerned about.

Funny, Knowledge, Science

But I also happen to be someone who believes in tithing--the giving of a tenth .

Funny, Believe, Giving

United States. President (1981-1989 : Reagan), Ronald Reagan (1982). “Ronald Reagan”

It's silly talking about how many years we will have to spend in the jungles of Vietnam when we could pave the whole country and put parking stripes on it and still be home by Christmas.

Funny, Christmas, Country

Ronald Reagan (1968). “I goofed: the wise and curious sayings of Ronald Reagan, 33rd Governor of California”

The little dictator who went to Moscow in his green fatigues to receive a bear hug did not forsake the doctrine of Lenin when he returned to the West and appeared in a two-piece suit. (On Daniel Ortega Saavedra)

Funny, Sarcastic, Two

Please assure me that you are all Republicans.

Funny, Humor, Republican

They've done away with those committees. That shows the success of what the Soviets were able to do in this country.

Funny, Country, Done

We think there is a parallel between federal involvement in education and the decline in profit over recent years.

Funny, Thinking, Years

Today a newcomer to the state is automatically eligible for our many aid programs the moment he crosses the border.

Funny, Politics, Today

Taped Announcement on Candidacy for California Governor, delivered 4 January 1966

... a faceless mass, waiting for handouts.

Funny, Waiting, Politics

Ronald Reagan, Mark J. Green, Gail MacColl (1983). “There he goes again: Ronald Reagan's reign of error”, Pantheon

Until now has there ever been a time in which so many of the prophecies are coming together? There have been times in the past when people thought the end of the world was coming, and so forth, but never anything like this.

Funny, Past, People

Reagan, Ronald (1984). “Public Papers of the Presidents of the United States: Ronald Reagan, 1983”, p.1715, Best Books on

If you put it on the table as a bargaining chip, it becomes a bargaining chip

Funny, Dumb, Tables

United States. President (1981-1989 : Reagan), Ronald Reagan (1982). “Ronald Reagan”

Elena, my four year old, says to me in all seriousness; "Mommy, you need to buy another baby".

Funny, Baby, Years

Trains are not any more energy efficient than the average automobile, with both getting about 48 passenger miles to the gallon.

Funny, Average, Energy

Ronald Reagan, Mark J. Green, Gail MacColl (1983). “There he goes again: Ronald Reagan's reign of error”, Pantheon

Born: February 6, 1911 - June 5, 2004
Occupation: 40th U.S. President

Quotes: 1096

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