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I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born.

I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born.

Funny, Pro Life, Abortion

Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the democrats believe every day is April 15.

Funny, Business, Party

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

Funny, Business, Military

"Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress.

Funny, Sarcastic, Running

If you're explaining, you're losing.

Funny, Political, Losing

It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.

Funny, Hilarious, Military

Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.

Funny, Laughter, Patriotic

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

Funny, Baby, Military

Ronald Reagan, Bill Adler (1981). “The Reagan wit”, Jameson Books

A recession is when your neighbor loses his job. A depression is when you lose yours.

Funny, Depression, Witty

"Ronald Reagan: A Man True to His Word".

My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.

Funny, Humor, Russia

Remarks during radio microphone test, 11 Aug. 1984

A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah.

Funny, Anniversary, Hippie

"Character: Ronald Reagan". "The Tripper", www.imdb.com. 2006.

Thomas Jefferson once said. He said , "We should never judge a President by his age, only by his works." And ever since he told me that, I've stopped worrying. There are those who say I've stopped working.

Funny, Birthday, Patriotic

"Ronald Reagan".

A tree's a tree. How many more do you need to look at?

Funny, Tree, Needs

Quoted in Sacramento Bee, 12 Mar. 1966. Speech to Western Wood Products Association, 12 Sept. 1965.

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.

Funny, Veterans Day, Military

Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders.

Funny, Vacation, Unemployment

Ronald Reagan (1968). “I goofed: the wise and curious sayings of Ronald Reagan, 33rd Governor of California”

Approximately 80% of our air pollution stems from hydrocarbons released by vegetation, so let's not go overboard in setting and enforcing tough emission standards from man-made sources.

Funny, Men, Air

Quoted in Sierra, 10 Sept. 1980

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?

Funny, Hilarious, Work

Ronald Reagan (2004). “Speaking My Mind: Selected Speeches”, p.420, Simon and Schuster

One picture is worth 1,000 denials.

Funny, Witty, Humorous

I want you to know that also I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going to exploit, for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience.

Funny, Issues, Political

Ronald Reagan (2004). “The uncommon wisdom of Ronald Reagan: a portrait in his own words”

History shows that when the taxes of a nation approach about 20 percent of the people's income, there begins to be a lack of respect for government.... When it reaches 25 percent, there comes an increase in lawlessness.

Funny, Government, People

Ronald Reagan, Mark J. Green, Gail MacColl (1983). “There he goes again: Ronald Reagan's reign of error”, Pantheon

I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during an H-bomb blast

Funny, Weed, Marijuana

What we have found in this country, and maybe we're more aware of it now, is one problem that we've had, even in the best of times, and that is the people who are sleeping on the grates, the homeless, you might say, by choice.

Funny, Country, Sleep

United States. President (1981-1989 : Reagan), Ronald Reagan (1984). “Ronald Reagan”

One way to make sure crime doesn't pay would be to let the government run it.

Funny, Running, Government

Ronald Reagan, Bill Adler (1981). “The Reagan wit”, Jameson Books

I have left orders to be awakened at any time during national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.

Funny, Nature, Order

All the waste in a year from a nuclear power plant can be stored under a desk.

Funny, Years, Office

"Burlington Free Press" (Vermont), February 15, 1980.

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Born: February 6, 1911 - June 5, 2004
Occupation: 40th U.S. President

Quotes: 1096

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