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Sam Levenson Quotes about Children

All Sam Levenson Quotes Children quotes Funny Home Inspirational Time Wife Wisdom
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

Sam Levenson
Inspirational, Family, Children

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination.

Sam Levenson
Inspirational, Children, Imagination
Sam Levenson (1969). “Sex and the Single Child”

Give your child a spanking once a day. If you don't know why, he does.

Sam Levenson
Children, Giving, Doe
Sam Levenson (2016). “You Don't Have to Be in Who's Who to Know What's What: The Choice Wit and Wisdom of Sam Levenson”, p.31, Open Road Media

Democracy means doing whatever you want without asking permission of anybody but your boss, your doctor, your lawyer, your landlord, your bank, your city, your state and federal authorities, and your wife and children.

Sam Levenson
Children, Mean, Doctors

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

Sam Levenson
Children, Grandma, Grandmother
Sam Levenson (2016). “You Don't Have to Be in Who's Who to Know What's What: The Choice Wit and Wisdom of Sam Levenson”, p.36, Open Road Media

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

Sam Levenson
Baby, Children, Fun
Sam Levenson (2016). “You Don't Have to Be in Who's Who to Know What's What: The Choice Wit and Wisdom of Sam Levenson”, p.179, Open Road Media

There was an old Woman who lived in a shoe She had so many children Her government subsidy check came to $4,892.

Sam Levenson
Children, Shoes, Government
Sam Levenson (2016). “You Don't Have to Be in Who's Who to Know What's What: The Choice Wit and Wisdom of Sam Levenson”, p.150, Open Road Media

Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor.

Sam Levenson
Children, Book, Kids

Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children.

Sam Levenson
Children, Cry, Beast

The high IQ has become the American equivalent of the Legion of Honor, positive proof of a child's intellectual aristocracy.... It has become more important to be a smart kid than a good kid or even a healthy kid.

Sam Levenson
Children, Smart, Kids
Sam Levenson (1966). “EVERYTHING BUT MONEY”

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