Sam Levenson Quotes about Funny

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.

Inspirational, Funny, Wise

Sam Levenson (2016). “You Don't Have to Be in Who's Who to Know What's What: The Choice Wit and Wisdom of Sam Levenson”, p.86, Open Road Media

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

Funny, Mothers Day, Hilarious

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Funny, Death, Clever

Sam Levenson (2016). “You Don't Have to Be in Who's Who to Know What's What: The Choice Wit and Wisdom of Sam Levenson”, p.60, Open Road Media

Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don't compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.

Funny, Wise, Stupid

Sam Levenson (2016). “You Don't Have to Be in Who's Who to Know What's What: The Choice Wit and Wisdom of Sam Levenson”, p.86, Open Road Media

The whole world is watching America, and America is watching TV.

Funny, America, Watching Tv

Sam Levenson (2016). “Everything But Money: A Life of Riches”, p.208, Open Road Media

You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.

Inspirational, Funny, Pay

Sam Levenson (2016). “You Don't Have to Be in Who's Who to Know What's What: The Choice Wit and Wisdom of Sam Levenson”, p.55, Open Road Media

The American success formula is first to get a home of your own, then to get a car of your own so you don't have to stay in that home of your own.

Funny, Humorous, Home