Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
I want to make a picture about the Russian secret police - the GOP.
You've got to take the sour with the bitter.
A Hospital is no place to be sick.
A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.
Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can stay at home and see bad television for nothing?
If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.
Color television! Bah, I won't believe it until I see it in black and white.
It's absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities.
I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
If people don't want to go to the picture, nobody can stop them.
Tell them to stand closer apart.
True, I've been a long time making up my mind, but now I'm giving you a definite answer. I won't say yes, and I won't say no - but I'm giving you a definite maybe.
If I look confused it is because I am thinking.
Can she sing? She's practically a Florence Nightingale.
If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.
From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you.
What we need now is some new, fresh clichés.
Destroy the old files, but make copies first.
Some who are not paid what they are worth ought to be glad.
Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success.
The scene is dull. Tell him to put more life into his dying.
The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead.
I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five years.
Gentlemen, listen to me slowly.
