Please write music like Wagner, only louder.
There is a statue of limitation.
My wife's hands are very beautiful. I'm going to have a bust made of them.
It will create an excitement that will sweep the country like wildflowers
Don't worry about the war. It's all over but the shooting.
Enthusiasm is the key not only to the achievement of great things but to the accomplishment of any thing that is worthwhile.
Even if they had it in the streets, I wouldn't go.
When told a script was full of old cliches: Let's have some new cliches.
Keep a stiff upper chin.
If I did that, I'd be sticking my head in a moose.
I don't care if it doesn't make a nickel. I just want every man, woman, and child in America to see it.
This makes me so sore it gets my dandruff up.
Let's bring it up to date with some snappy nineteenth century dialogue.
He treats me like the dirt under my feet.
I have been laid up with intentional flu.
The trouble with this business is the dearth of bad pictures.
That's the kind of ad I like, facts, facts, facts.
Too caustic? To hell with the costs, we'll make the picture anyway.
A Hospital isn't any place to end up being sick.
Chaplin is no business man - all he knows is that he can't take anything less.
