Tallulah Bankhead Quotes about Funny

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

Funny, Life, Witty

"Tallulah: My Autobiography". Book by Tallulah Bankhead, 1952.

All my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was actually Olive.

Funny, Life, Humorous

"Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches.

Funny, Life, Humor

I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic, and the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.

Funny, Sex, Giving

Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.

Inspirational, Funny, Acceptance

"Tallulah: My Autobiography". Book by Tallulah Bankhead, 1952.

Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.

Funny, Girl, Time

Recalled on her death,12 Dec 1968.

I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.

Funny, Life, Mistake

Tallulah Bankhead (1952). “Tallulah: My Autobiography”, p.94, Univ. Press of Mississippi

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

Funny, Girl, Sexy

"Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.