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Tucker Max Quotes - Page 2

I'm sorry, but I stand by my decision. I am now a member of the elite club of people that have fought a professional team mascot. You sir, are not in that club.

"Tucker goes to hockey game, causes trouble". "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell" by Max Tucker, January 2006.

Hi. I haven't insulted you yet, have I?

"I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell". Book by Tucker Max, 2006.

Failure instructs, failure improves. Failure shouldn't deter you.

YouTube Channel "SXTX State"/"Interview with Tucker Max", www.youtube.com. March 16, 2010.

That's the beauty of alcohol. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.

Tucker Max (2011). “I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell”, p.96, Citadel

We had become those guys... who started a fight... at a Harry Potter book party.

"Sloppy Seconds: The Tucker Max Leftovers". Book by Tucker Max, 2012.