Yogi Berra Quotes - Page 3

Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

It's not too far; it just seems like it is.

Little things are big.

If people don't want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?

If you're going to cheat, it's better if you don't get caught.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

50% of all married people are women

Anybody who can't hear the difference between a ball hitting wood and a ball hitting concrete must be blind.

You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half, you have to give what's left.

In theory, practice should work like theory. In practice, it doesn't.

If I didn't wake up I'd still be sleeping

Cut that pizza into six slices instead of eight, I ain't that hungry.

Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.

The future is not what it used to be.

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!

We made too many wrong mistakes.

Pitching always beats batting — and vice-versa.

Responding to a question about remarks attributed to him that he did not think were his: "I really didn't say everything I said."

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

You stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they'd do the same for you.

Every time I see him, he's not there.

I tell the kids, somebody's gotta win, somebody's gotta lose. Just don't fight about it. Just try to get better.

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

I really didn't say everything I said. [...] Then again, I might have said 'em, but you never know.