Yogi Berra Quotes - Page 5

Half the game is 90% mental.

80 percent of the balls that don't reach the hole, don't go in.

A home opener is always exciting, no matter if it's home or on the road.

What a house - nothin' but rooms!

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

I'm lucky. Usually you're dead to get your own museum, but I'm still alive to see mine.

Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.

I don't know. How hot is it supposed to be?

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

When I'm sittin' down to dinner with the family, stuff [another Yogiism] just pops out. And they'll say, 'Dad, you just said another one.' And I don't even know what the heck I said.

I've always felt real blessed, especially to live in this country. If you dream hard and work hard, anything can happen here-I'm perfect proof.

I never said most of the things I said.

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.

Texas has a lot of electrical votes.

I can see how he (Sandy Koufax) won twenty-five games. What I don't understand is how he lost five.

Ninety percent of putts that are short, don't go in.

Yogi saw three of his players in the locker room wearing Cone Head hats. Yogi said, Those guys make a pair.

Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.

How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don't know how to spell my name.

If the fans don’t wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop ‘em.

Never answer anonymous letters.

I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head.

What Time Is It? You Mean Now?

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

What makes a good man?