Yogi Berra Quotes - Page 2

Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.

The hardest thing is to get started, but the really hardest thing is to finish.

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there.

I don't want to make the wrong mistake.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Doing the little things can make a big difference.

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

I don't know (if they were men or women running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads.

Surprise me! Yogi's reply when he was asked by his wife, Carmen, where he would like to be buried

If my father was alive to hear that, he'd turn over in his grave.

Failure is just another opportunity to start over.

I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.

Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can't understand it. It's too complicated. That's what's so simple about it.

If you don't know where you're going, when you get there you'll be lost.

You can have everything you want as long as you don't want it badly enough.

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

If there's one pitch you keep swinging at and keep missing, stop swinging at it.

Prediction is very hard, particularly when it's about the future.

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.

The game isn't over till it's over.

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.