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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

W. C. Fields
Inspirational, Funny, Book
In Corey Ford Time of Laughter (1970) p. 182
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.