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So, I travel a lot. I hate traveling, mostly 'cause my dad used to beat me with a globe.

Dave Attell
Funny, Dad, Hate
"Skanks for the Memories". Comedy album, February 4, 2003.
So, I travel a lot. I hate traveling, mostly 'cause my dad used to beat me with a globe.