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The problem with my balloon collection is that people always think there's a party. Settle down. It's not a party. It's just balloons.

Demetri Martin
Party, Thinking, People
Twitter post from Oct 13, 2011
The problem with my balloon collection is that people always think there's a party. Settle down. It's not a party. It's just balloons.