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In America, one sure sign of success is the presence of an unnecessary waterfall in a person's yard.

Demetri Martin
Success, America, Yards
Twitter post from Jan 10, 2011
In America, one sure sign of success is the presence of an unnecessary waterfall in a person's yard.