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I said to the waitress, "There's a fly swimming in my soup." She said: "You've got too much soup - he should only be able to paddle."

Frank Carson
Funny, Humor, Swimming
I said to the waitress, There's a fly swimming in my soup. She said: You've got too much soup - he should only be able to paddle.