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I have terrible luck. Last week my chauffeur ran off without my wife.

Henny Youngman
Wife, Luck, Lasts
Henny Youngman (1994). “Henny Youngman's Bar Jokes, Bar Bets and Bar Tricks”, Outlet
I have terrible luck. Last week my chauffeur ran off without my wife.