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If your thighs look like the hood of a white Toyota minivan after a hailstorm, you aren't juicy.

Jeff Foxworthy
White, Looks, Juicy
"Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One for the Road". TV Special, www.imdb.com. 2006.
If your thighs look like the hood of a white Toyota minivan after a hailstorm, you aren't juicy.