I do not want to leave in [U.S.] ... I cannot make that clear enough to immigration authorities who may be listening to this interview. I don't want to leave, so please don't make me.
![I do not want to leave in [U.S.] ... I cannot make that clear enough to immigration authorities who may be listening to this interview. I don't want to leave, so please don't make me.](http://cdn.quoteddaily.com/images/john-oliver/i-do-not-want-to-leave-in-us--i-cannot-make-that-clear-enough-to-immigration-authorities-who-may.jpg)