Bags Quotes - Page 8

Your fuselage shouldn't open more easily than your pretzel bag.

It is hard for an empty bag to stand upright.

We should be thanking Apple for launching the $10,000 'apple watch' as the new gold standard in douchebag detection.

We are not all connected. We are bags of skin. We are all separate bags of thinking skin.

It's still easier to find the correct Hoover bag than to find one pure person, one pure faith, on the globe.

Every man has a bag hanging before him, in which he puts his neighbour's faults, and another behind him in which he stows his own.

The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then reaches in and tries to pull real ones out.

Sometimes I want to clean up my desk and go out and say, respect me, I'm a respectable grown-up, and other times I just want to jump into a paper bag and shake and bake myself to death.

The brown paper bag is the only thing civilized man has produced that does not seem out of place in nature.

To get rid of swelling... I put green tea bags on my eyelids. Or I grab cold spoons that I leave in the freezer and put them on my eyes.

I can tell you one thing: It doesn't matter what the American people think. There's going to be an awful lot more body bags.

I wanted to keep exploring... I'm not about to choose a series of movies in which I can use the same bag of tricks and style that I used in the first film.

I am not man or beast; I am bibliosexual, and a seedy bibliosexual who haunts the streets, laden with carrier bags held by blistered fingers, stooping under the weight of the rucksack that has brought on sciatica and a Dickensian demeanour.

Oh, obviously,” Reyna said. “Without you, I doubt Percy could find his way out of a paper bag.” “True,” Annabeth agreed.

Lee Iacocca, who said to Dolly Parton, Why do you need an airbag? Never got a dinner!

Then I went through a whole bunch of crap with my lousy movies and pop records. I had people behind me kind of steering me in that direction, but it wasn't really my bag.

Your confidence is the 15th club in your bag. You'd like it to be a thick headed driver. But it sometimes seems like a pretty weak little stick.

Everybody's talking about the President, we all chipped in for a bag of cement.

To be born, or at any rate bred, in a hand-bag, whether it had handles or not, seems to me to display a contempt for the ordinary decencies of family life that reminds one of the worst excesses of the French Revolution.

Humans will never be hampered as smooth bag. They just dragged and dropped upon his head and empty heart

God has matured. He is not the impulsive, bowelless being of the Testaments - the vehement glorymonger, with His bag of cheap carny tricks and his booming voice - the fiery huckster with his burning bushes and his wonder wands. Nowadays God knows what He wants and He knows who He wants.

The worst case scenario is you really like someone's work, then you meet them and they're a self-involved, entitled douchebag.

Women when they marry buy a cat in the bag.

Look at your eyes. You've got bigger bags than Louis Vuitton.

I'm very hard on my bags because I tend to carry a lot of stuff with me.