Birthday Quotes - Page 17

The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills.

You are as young as your faith, as old as your doubt, as young as your self-confidence, as old as your fear.

The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age.

I started running around my 30th birthday. I wanted to lose weight; I didn't anticipate the serenity. Being in motion, suddenly my body was busy and so my head could work out some issues I had swept under a carpet of wine and cheese. Good therapy, that's a good run.

Every formula of every religion has in this age of reason, to submit to the acid test of reason and universal assent.

I took my husband to the hospital yesterday to have 17 stitches out - that'll teach him to buy me a sewing kit for my birthday.

Thank you for all the birthday wishes, it's brought a tear to my eye, and a boner to my pants.

Everyday is a birthday; every moment of it is new to us; we are born again, renewed for fresh work and endeavor.

Age is not important unless you're a cheese.

I have everything I had twenty years ago, only it's all a little bit lower.

Remember how excited you were when you turned five years old. Today, you should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday!

It's odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You'll have a nice time, then two years later you'll be like, 'There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg?'

The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.

We have entered an age in which education is not just a luxury permitting some men an advantage over others. It has become a necessity without which a person is defenseless in this complex, industrialized society. We have truly entered the century of the educated man.

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.

Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth.

Live for something rather than die for nothing.

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

Husbands come and go; children come and eventually they go. Friends grow up and move away. But the one thing that's never lost is your sister.

I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.

Old age is a special problem for me because I've never been able to shed the mental image I have of myself - a lad of about 19.

Youth is a disease from which we all recover.

Of middle age the best that can be said is that a middle aged person has likely learned how to have a little fun in spite of his troubles.

Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

A bad manner spoils everything, even reason and justice; a good one supplies everything, gilds a No, sweetens a truth, and adds a touch of beauty to old age itself.