Birthday Quotes - Page 32

For my sister's 50th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram.

I had a birthday one night on a farm we were shooting on. I walked into the tent, and there were 150 people waiting for me, all wearing masks of my face.

My brother got a .22 for his 12th birthday; I got a .22. He got a hunting knife; I got a hunting knife.

Since graduation, I have measured time in 4-by-5-inch pieces of paper, four days on the left and three on the right. Every social engagement, interview, reading, flight, doctor's appointment, birthday and dry-cleaning reminder has been handwritten between metal loops.

I would often find myself, at the age of 21, at midnight, running down a dark street on my own with 10 men chasing me. And the fact they had cameras in their hands made that legal.

I'm not getting old. I'm getting better.

You will recognize, my boy, the first sign of old age: it is when you go out into the streets of London and realize for the first time how young the policemen look.

I love photography. My boyfriend's got a great camera, which I bought for his birthday.

The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.

At seventy-seven it is time to be in earnest.

Some people reach the age of sixty before others.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

Youth had been a habit of hers for so long that she could not part with it.

The great thing about arriving at this age is that I don't even care about my career anymore.

Canon law itself says for one case of guilt, a priest can be dismissed from the clerical state. One.

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.

You know, we'd just had a birthday, he was... you know, he still had a future out of him, and all I can is he was just one of the most beautiful people in the world... a very gifted man, and it's a loss to the world, not just for us.

We advance in years somewhat in the manner of an invading army in a barren land; the age that we have reached, as the saying goes, we but hold with an outpost, and still keep open communications with the extreme rear and first beginnings of the march.

The world is filled with folly and sin, And Love must cling, where it can, I say: For Beauty is easy enough to win; But one isn't loved every day.

A face to lose youth for, to occupy age With the dream of, meet death with.

Its better to wear out than to rust out.

Each age, it is found, must write its own books; or rather, each generation for the next succeeding.

There are so many things about which some old man ought to tell one while one is little; for when one is grown one would know them as a matter of course.

You can't go around the theatres handing out cards saying, 'It isn't my fault'. You go onto the next one.

Death comes not to the living soul, nor age to the living heart.