Cards Quotes - Page 7

Has fortune dealt you some bad cards. Then let wisdom make you a good gamester.

Money is only useful when you get rid of it. It is like the odd card in 'Old Maid'; the player who is finally left with it has lost.

A credit card is a convenient device that saves you the trouble of counting your change.

An American credit card is just as good in Europe as American gold used to be.

There's nothing funnier than getting a death threat via MySpace. Why don't you just write it in a children's birthday card.

My credit card company says I have an outstanding balance. I'm flattered.

We started in our living room on a card table in our living room, and we have a multi-million dollar company and we know it can be done without borrowing a dime. It takes a while to get it started and to turn the wheel over, but the next time it's easier and the next few hundred times, it's easier than that. Have a budget where you reinvest a percentage of every dollar you earn to grow it.

But suppose you struggle through to the good and find that it also is dreadful? How if food itself turns out to be the very thing you can't eat, and home the very place you can't live, and your very comforter the person who makes you uncomfortable? Then, indeed, there is no rescue possible: the last card has been played.

I'd sooner live among people who don't cheat at cards than among people who are earnest about not cheating at cards.

The way we treat people we disagree with most is a report card on what we've learned about love.

I can’t help being a gorgeous fiend. It’s just the card I drew.

You always dream about being on a baseball card. It's kind of funny when you finally see it.

This is my saddest story: In grade school, they would have us open our Valentine's cards and read them out loud. I always sent cards to myself because nobody else did.

I've never seen a postcard of my work in a museum.

When God hands you a gift, he also hands you a whip; and the whip is intended for self-flagellation solely.

Money is not everything. There's Master card & Visa.

My dad was never one of those dads you could ask for a quarter if you saw a gumball machine. Instead he had one of those black American Express cards not available to general public. Gumball machines didn’t have slots for those.

To say that George Lucas cannot write a love scene is an understatement; greeting cards have expressed more passion.

By 2003, every fool was getting into real estate. The checkout girl at my local supermarket handed me her newly printed real estate agent business card.

I have too many credit cards. You know what happened? Someone stole one and I didn't notice. I noticed when I got that bill. Whoa! It was so much less! I'm letting him keep it. I'm saving money!

Love is the wild card of existence.

I wouldn't consider myself a Buddhist or a card-carrying zealot at all. My first commitment is as a scientist to uncover the truth about all this.

The way things are going the faces on next year's bubble-gum cards will be lawyers.

I feel like I am involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell me the rules, and who smiles all the time.

I like to control everything, and you cannot control everything. You have to at some point say, 'I let go and I'm going to let the cards fall where they fall... For a #‎ controlfreak , it's hard.