Carols Quotes

When I was 17, I read a profile of Carol Leifer. Since then, I wanted to be her. I still want to be her.

Lady Gaga is proof that David Bowie raped Carol Burnett.

Carols of gladness ring from every tree.

I loved the late Gilda Radner. I love Carol Burnett and Lily Tomlin.

I hear America singing, the varied carols I hear.

Thus Carol hit upon the tragedy of old age, which is not that it is less vigorous than youth, but that it is not needed by youth.

Paper is like Joyce Carol Oates: white.

A lot of the carols were not as you hear them now.

I started as a stand-up comedian. I wanted to be Carol Burnett when I was growing up.

You'd get on the plane; and every single person is somebody really, really famous. It just killed me. On one flight you'd have Linda Gray, O.J. Simpson, Robert De Niro, Carol Burnett, Loni Anderson and Burt Reynolds... and Francis Ford Coppola.

Carol Burnett, who played Miss Hannigan in 'Annie,' is as funny as it gets.

Unless you're Stephen King or Joyce Carol Oates, no one's going to recognize you on the street, and you're promoting your book, not yourself.

Carol Leifer is funny, really funny.

As a kid, I always wanted to be Carol Burnett or Johnny Carson. I love to chat and entertain.