Comic Quotes - Page 10

If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist.

Comic-strip artists do not make good husbands, and God knows they do not make good comic strips.

I've always wanted to play more comic parts.

My favorite unknown movie is 'The Comic.'

When I get some budding young comic who'll come up to me and say, 'What was it like to do it in those days?' I try to be as gracious to him as Stan Laurel was to me.

Every comic can report a few 'gift from the gods' moments.

As a comic, I think I'm very verbally oriented about a lot of the stuff that I've written or thought up and how I say it.

I travel alone so much, and the first thought is to grab the damn phone. In airports, just look around. Nobody looks at anybody, or even out the window. It's obvious we can't live without it anymore, and as a comic on the road the phone is an essential tool. It's probably doing more good than bad for me, but it does make me sad that those of us who grew up without mobile phones, we know what we're missing.

Comic timing is something you are either born with or do not have.

In my personal life, I'm a comic novel. But then, so are we all, because we're human beings.

I'm a professional comic. Whether you think I'm funny or not, that's, again, subjective.

My show is constantly evolving... new tricks are added, old ones are dropped... so it stays fresh. But it's the randomly selected participants from the audience that make it fresh and provide some of the best comic relief.

It seems like there's never enough famous white people among comic in Hollywood.

I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes. I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes.

I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes.

Back in the day, I used to read 'Archie,' but I haven't been a comic book aficionado.

I've often been accused of being the comic's comic. It's a bad business model when your fans are the people who get in free.

Of comic novels that have quaffed the elixir of 'classic': Zuleika Dobson by Max Beerbohm.

There aren't any concrete steps to becoming a comic.

A good comedy’s very hard to make, so good comic writing I really enjoy.

I'm just an actor who happened to love these [Marvel] comics when I was a kid, and got to rediscover them.

I'm not a comic person at all.

I’m not really all that familiar with comic book culture.

Comic strip is almost like music on a page that you perform in your mind. It's not just pictures. There's a particular rhythm and structure to it that is unlike anything else. It literally is like music. You hear it in your mind as you read it.

If you're going to draw a comic strip every day, you're going to have to draw on every experience in your life.