Comic Quotes - Page 2

The scientists at CERN were actually surprised that people commented on this. Reportedly Fabiola Gianotti, the coordinator of the CERN program to find the Higgs Boson, was asked why she had selected Comic Sans. She simply said, "Because I like it."

People who don't like Comic Sans don't know anything about design.

George W Bush is like a bad comic working the crowd, a moron, if youll pardon the expression.

I'm a stand-up comic. Anything else I do besides that is a plus, but stand-up comedy is what I do, it's what I've been doing and it's what I'm going to keep doing.

Verbing weirds language.

I am what a romantic movie is to a profound thinker - a mere diversion, a comic interlude, something that is soon forgotten.

...My point is, I went crazy. When I saw what a black, awful joke the world was. I went crazy as a coot! I admit it! Why can't you?

I had at some point the epiphany that if I wanted to be a writer, maybe I should stop thinking about writing, or stop writing about writing, and actually write.

Even the worst comic is at least somewhat entertaining, if only in a pathological way, for five minutes.

I love bad comedy more than I love good comedy, so I love open mics. Or I used to. But the thing that delights me more than anything else in an open-mic performer is when the comic has one joke that requires some kind of prop. But only one. The prop is always produced very awkwardly, and it never, ever pays off. The resulting embarrassment is savory and delicious.

Humanity is a comic role.

I think that every sexual position is fundamentally comic.

Boxing is always serious. Nothing comical or funny about boxing.

All great humorists are sad... I cannot help seeing beyond the tinsel of humour, and recognising the pitiful basis of jest - the world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.

Peellaert's comic strips were the literature of intelligence, imagination and romanticism.

I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn't react to a lot of life.

What before seemed a...frustrating wall, the comic deftly and fearlessly steps through, proving the absurdity of it all.

Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. Forever.

It's not until you develop your own voice, your own persona onstage that you become your own comic, who you really are.

I draw a weekly comic strip called Life in Hell, which is syndicated in about 250 newspapers. That's what I did before The Simpsons, and what I plan to do for the rest of my life.

In my mind, continuity means the best writer at a company is held hostage by the worst.

NBC anchor Brian Williams is a standup comic in disguise.

I always bring my kids vacation souvenirs printed in Comic Sans, so they know I love them but not unconditionally.

I was a huge comic book fan, and I still am.

I used to love comic books, and I love American comedy, and neither are afraid to tackle big themes.