Conservative Quotes - Page 2

A conservative, a liberal, and a moderate walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'Hi, Mitt.'

No gains without pains.

I'd be a conservative if I'd never met any. They're selfish, mean-spirited, egocentric, reactionary, and boring.

For progressive people the present is the beginning of the future. For conservative people the present is the end of the past.

What's the difference between a liberal and a conservative? A liberal will interpret the constitution, a conservative will quote it!

If you want to make a Conservative angry, tell him a lie. If you want to make a Liberal angry, tell him the truth.

Every Christian should be both conservative and radical; conservative in preserving the faith and radical in applying it.

There is no freedom of speech if you're a conservative.

I’ve become less conservative since the Republican Party started becoming goofy.

A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.

You say that you are my judge; I do not know if you are; but take good heed not to judge me ill, because you would put yourself in great peril.

To be conservative at 20 is heartless and to be a liberal at 60 is plain idiocy.

The power given by the Constitution to the Executive to interpose his veto is a high conservative power; but in my opinion it should never be exercised except in cases of clear violation of the Constitution, or manifest haste and want of due consideration by Congress.

If a conservative is a liberal who's been mugged, a liberal is a conservative who's been arrested.

'Sympathy for the Devil' is just another way of saying 'Compassionate Conservative'.

A black conservative is a black who dissents from the victimization explanation of black fate.

Democrats legislate; Republicans investigate.

Diversification is an established tenet of conservative investment.

Every right is married to a duty, every freedom owes a corresponding responsibility.

The only trouble with capitalism is capitalists; they're too damn greedy.

People ask me what I am politically and I've previously offered this equation: I became a conservative by being around liberals. And I became a libertarian after being around conservatives.

The liberal uses the radical's language to achieve the conservative's aim: the preservation of the capitalist system, and the traditional ethnic/racial hierarchy within society.

The paradox of communism in power was that it was conservative.

Liberalism is totalitarianism with a human face.

A conservative is a liberal mugged by reality.