Divorce Quotes - Page 12

What happened? Satan was busy?

In our family we don't divorce our men - we bury them.

Divorce: fission after fusion.

I lived a really wonderful life with this man and even after our divorce, it was incredible.

Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that reckless generosity which is found only in men who are giving away someone else's cash.

It is he who has broken the bond of marriage - not I. I only break its bondage.

The divorce has lasted way longer than the marriage, but finally it's over. Enough about that. The point is that for a long time, the fact that I was divorced was the most important thing about me. And now it's not.

You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat.

No marriage is one person's failure any more than it's one person's success, so it works best to see a marriage that has ended simply as something that didn't work out.

I don't think there's ever been a friendly divorce.

Let me be serious: divorce is a sacred institution between a man and a woman who hate each other. God wanted Adam to pay alimony to Eve, not Steve.

The tragedy of marriage is that while all women marry thinking that their man will change, all men marry believing their wife will never change.

When I get married, it will be for life - divorce is not an option.

You don't need a reason to divorce someone you can't stand.

Only the most unapologetic biblical fundamentalists, for instance, take every biblical injunction literally. If we all took all scripture at the same level of authority, then we would be more open to slavery, to the subjugation of women, to wider use of stoning. Jesus himself spoke out frequently against divorce in the strongest of terms.

Everybody goes through divorces. There's millions of people that have drinking problems. There's people that their weight goes up and down, just like mine. It's just life. And I think people relate to that. I really do.

There's nothing a woman hates more than her fiance's best friend. He knows all the secrets she's going to spend the rest of her life trying to find out.

It is utterly impossible to divorce the story of student awakenings from the course of missions in countries overseas. From the beginning, one of the most immediate and dramatic effects of college revivals has been the recruitment of personnel for the work of Christ abroad.

France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.'

You can choose to be peaceful right here and now ... it has nothing to do with what other people do or think.

I am acutely aware of the fact that the marriage between mathematics and physics, which was so enormously fruitful in past centuries, has recently ended in divorce.

Divorce is the price people play for playing with matches.

I'm not saying that people should not divorce, but at the rate at which it happens here is sick. The kids, they suffer. I don't care what anyone says.

American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced.

What a holler would ensue if people had to pay the minister as much to marry them as they have to pay a lawyer to get them a divorce.