Dog Quotes - Page 17

The dachshund is a perfectly engineered dog. It is precisely long enough for a single standard stroke of the back, but you aren't paying for any superfluous leg.

My dogs are about unconditional love. It's so wonderful to walk in the door from a long day and all they want to do is be loved and to give and give.

I love to rescue animals.... The pounds were so crowded they were putting animals down almost immediately. Seven thousand dogs were put to sleep.

Sir Julian Huxley, one of the world's leading evolutionists, head of UNESCO, descendant of Thomas Huxley - Darwin's bulldog - said on a talk show, 'I suppose the reason we leaped at The Origin of Species was because the idea of God interfered with our sexual mores.'.

To a dog, motoring isn't just a way of getting from here to there, it's also a thrill and an adventure. The mere jingle of car keys is enough to send most any dog into a whimpering, tail-wagging frenzy.

Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.

Dogs just need you and love, that's all.

You strive to have a good heart. But what is a heart? Just a chunk of flesh that a dog can eat.

My idea of a perfect pet is a really, really big dog! Huge!

I have never found in a human being loyalty that is comparable to a dog's loyalty.

Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

Happiness is dog-shaped, I say.

The thing about discipline is that people misunderstand the word discipline. People think discipline in the dog world is punishment. Discipline is how you achieve what you want to achieve in life. You have to be very focused, very disciplined, very consistent, very diligent. All of those things.

The ego is like a tired old dog. We can never kill it, so put it out on the back porch, let it rest there, and step around it.

When a dog is really comfortable, they give off a certain scent and you can smell it on their paws.

Every dog, we are told, has his day, unless there are more dogs than days.

Say something idiotic and nobody but a dog politely wags his tail.

Giving a politician access to your wallet is like giving a dog access to your refrigerator.

If any of my competitors were drowning, I'd stick a hose in their mouth and turn on the water. It is ridiculous to call this an industry. This is not. This is rat eat rat, dog eat dog. I'll kill 'em, and I'm going to kill 'em before they kill me. You're talking about the American way - of survival of the fittest.

The dogs with the loudest bark are the ones that are most afraid.

I used to love dogs until I discovered cats.

When the heart is cut or cracked or broken Do not clutch it Let the wound lie open Let the wind from the good old sea blow in to bathe the wound with salt and let it sting. Let a stray dog lick it Let a bird fly in the hole and sing a simple song like a tiny bell and let it ring.

You're fighting a battle of good and evil with your dog pimp! Your only weapon is the shimmy! There is power in the shimmy! Make him fear your shimmy! Now, goddamnit, show me your war shimmy!

You can take my heart, but I can't let you take my dog.