Dog Quotes - Page 15

Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human ever has to choose a relative.

If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!

I sometimes look into the face of my dog Stan and see a wistful sadness and existential angst, when all he is actually doing is slowly scanning the ceiling for flies.

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.

One last word of farewell, dear master and mistress. Whenever you visit my grave, say to yourselves with regret but also happiness in your hearts at the remembrance of my long happy life with you: "Here lies one who loves us and whom we loved." No matter how deep my sleep I shall hear you, and not all the power of death can keep my spirit from wagging a grateful tail.

You wanna hang with the big dogs, you can't piss like a pup.

You can be full of kindness and love, but you cannot sleep next to a mad dog.

I'm very competitive by nature. And I like to be the underdog - It's the best way to win. To come from behind and win is a great feeling!

When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.

The sign of our time is that the dignity of the human personality has no place: the age is, as are its laws, impersonal, its heart as of stone... . Yet on arrest, in the name of these laws, we die like dogs, neither executioner nor victim making a sound. Because he has to gasp for air all his life, panting for breath is the man of today's only way out.

Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.

I'm a fighter. I believe in the eye-for-an-eye business. I'm no cheek turner. I got no respect for a man who won't hit back. You kill my dog, you better hide your cat.

The breeder can indeed lay the foundations of a good and serviceable dog but the trainer must see to it that he brings to their highest possible development, the physical and mental foundations already laid and thus his is the more grateful task.

I don't like big balls on a dog.

In this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog.

If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one

I am tired of all these golfers who are happy with second place. The only one who will like you if you come in second place is your wife and your dog. And that is only if you have a good wife and a good dog.

A dog is not intelligent. Never trust an animal that's surprised by it's own farts

Women are great. When they dig you, there's nothing they won't do. That kind of loyalty is hard to find - unless you've got a good dog.

A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well - almost.

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am.

A man's soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog.

I came across a photograph of him not long ago... his black face, the long snout sniffing at something in the air, his tail straight and pointing, his eyes flashing in some momentary excitement. Looking at a faded photograph taken more than forty years before, even as a grown man, I would admit I still missed him.

One of the most enduring friendships in history - dogs and their people, people and their dogs.

The greatest fear dogs know is the fear that you will not come back when you go out the door without them.