Drunk Quotes - Page 15

When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!

I do jump behind the bar when we're really busy, but by that point I've usually drunk too much to work.

I become drunk as circumstances dictate.

As he followed Bill back to the others a wry though came to him, born no doubt of the wine he had drunk. He seemed set on course to become just as reckless a godfather to Teddy Lupin as Sirius Black had been to him.

I am not so think as you drunk I am.

There are plenty of alcoholics who can be magnificent when drunk: it does not make them any less alcoholic.

A good book is always on tap; it may be decanted and drunk a hundred times, and it is still there for further imbibement.

About medications that are drunk or applied to wounds it is worth learning from everyone; for people do not discover these by reasoning but by chance, and experts not more than laymen.

It is sometimes necessary for each person. Fill up with delicious food, get drunk, sing loudly and chat frivolously.

I never played drunk. Hung over, yes, but never drunk.

I just discovered that there were so many lost movies that were all mine to take if I wanted to take them. I was drunk on greed when I encountered this motherlode of utterly fascinating narratives that time's great river washed up on its banks for me to just scavenge, and not even rub clean, just repurpose and take credit for. It was kind of one of those weird dreams that where you keep finding free money.

Before the Roman came to Rye or out to severn strode, / The rolling English drunkard made the rolling English road.

I'm not drunk, just a little stoned.

I was this weird loner kid who got drunk by himself all the time.

Sir Richard sighed. "Rid yourself of the notion that I cherish any villainous designs upon your person," he said. "I imagine I might well be your father. How old are you?" "I am turned seventeen." "Well, I am nearly thirty," said Sir Richard. Miss Creed worked this out. "You couldn't possibly be my father!" "I am far too drunk to solve arithmetical problems. Let it suffice that I have not the slightest intention of making love to you.

I wonder what the High Septon would have to say about the sanctity of oaths sworn while dead drunk, chained to a wall, with a sword pressed to your chest?

Peace was declared, but not all of us were drunk with joy or stricken blind.

Most British statesmen have either drunk too much or womanised too much. I never fell into the second category.

Unlike some men, I had never drunk for boldness or charm or wit; I had used alcohol for precisely what it was, a depressant to check the mental exhilaration produced by extended sobriety.

It amused me to think that one can tell the truth when one is drunk and nobody will believe it.

Come on. I got drunk when I was like 5.

People say things to me like, 'It's really cool that you don't go out and get drunk all the time and go to clubs.' I appreciate that, but I'm kind of an introverted kind of person just by nature.

The earth is convulsed with a universal sob, and the roads are muddy with tears. But I do not call to mind a more touching picture of unavailing misery and ruin, and hopeless chaos, than the plug hat that has endeavored to keep sober and maintain self-respect while its owner was drunk.

I'm not a drunk anymore, but since they cut out my tongue, I sound drunk.

I'm just funnier when I'm drunk. Not falling-down drunk, just drunk enough to lose the self-doubt.