Drunk Quotes - Page 12

The man who gets drunk in peacetime is a coward. The man who gets drunk in wartime goes on being a coward.

It's not a crime to get drunk.

Why don't we get drunk and screw?

Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw?

I have been drunk now for over two weeks.

I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power.

Thus it amounts to the same thing whether one gets drunk alone or is a leader of nations.

As I grew older I became a drunk. Why? Because I like ecstasy of the mind.

There isn’t a nightclub in the world that you can sit in for a long time unless you can at least buy some liquor and get drunk. Or unless you’re with some girl that really knocks you out.

I try to make myself, and subsequently the audience, as uncomfortable as possible, whether it's completely desecrating a song they thought was one thing, or getting too drunk to really do a very good job.

I'm too drunk to recall much of what I've said. Which, come to think of it, is probably just as well, judging by the way people who are normally quite sensible dissolve into gibbering, rude, opinionated and bombastic idiots once the alcohol molecules in their bloom-stream outnumber the neutrons, or whatever. Luckily, one only notices this if one stays sober oneself, so the solution is as pleasant (at the time, at least) as it is obvious.

If you like to read, sometimes it's interesting just to go and see what the reality is, of the word, of the seedy or not so seedy fiction writer, the drunk or sober poet... Sometimes you can go looking for illumination.

I know some who are constantly drunk on books as other men are drunk on whiskey.

Imagination is like the drunk man who lost his watch and must get drunk again to find it.

Drunkenness is the very sepulcher Of man's wit and his discretion.

Nations are as equal as so many madmen or drunkards.

I doing casual labor by the day. They wouldn't pay you until the next morning. There was a bar that would cash your check if you bought a beer first. A lot of guys never left until they'd drunk up all their money.

We see God and the devil making fools of each other, and we nurture in ourselves the absolutely unshakable conviction that both of them are drunk.

I got drunk when I was five. Everybody gets drunk before they're 21.

Why didn't kill me it never made me stronger at all.

I wanna be drunk when I wake up, on the right side of the wrong bed.

I used to get drunk in venues after my shows and sign the walls "Ed was here." So if you see that, it was me.

"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water."

Go to bed, you fool," Calcifer said sleepily. "You're drunk." "Who, me?" said Howl. "I assure you, my friends, I am cone sold stober." He got up and stalked upstairs, feeling for the wall as if he thought it might escape him unless he kept in touch with it. His bedroom door did escape him.

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.