Fake Quotes - Page 11

If you have a beautiful face you don’t need fake boobs to get anyone’s attention

You can't really fake confidence. You know what I mean? Just be confident in who you are when you walk into a room, feel like you own it.

I have nobody. I have surrounded myself with people who are fake just because I need to talk to somebody.

If one of two lovers is loyal, and the other jealous and false, how may their friendship last, for Love is slain!

I don't know any real jiu-jitsu or judo or anything. I do movie kung fu. With that, you can fake a punch, but you can't really fake a judo throw. You can get help from the person who you're throwing because they can kind of launch themselves.

After all, it is hard to master both life and work equally well. So if you are bound to fake one of them, it had better be life.

Most important to any fake story is a plausible, realistic edge with a satirical twist that is topical.

You always knew after shitty things happened, who your friends really were.

I hate victims who respect their executioners.

We have all had the experience of finding that our reactions and perhaps even our deeds have denied beliefs we thought were ours.

We should always be disposed to believe that that which appears white is really black, if the hierarchy of the Church so decides.

Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills.

The hell of it is, I know the answer. The answer is that you never, ever, rely on another person for your peace of mind. If you do, you're screwed but good. Not right away, maybe, but sooner or later. You have to -- I don't know --you have to learn to live with yourself. You have to learn to turn back your own sheets and set a table for one without feeling pathetic. You have to be strong and confident and pleased with yourself and never give the slightest impression that you can't hack it without that certain goddamn someone. You have to fake the hell out of it.

You have to also provide a video for it, look a certain way and big hair... If you're a woman it's even more strange with fake fingernails and corsets and all this stuff that was big in the 80s.

A real friend's got your back, while the fake ones are sticking knives in it.

When I was in sixth grade there was a talent show, and I wrote my first sketch, 'The Dentist.' I played the dentist, and I had my friend play a patient. It was sort of what can go wrong at the dentist, and I just remember I had lots of fake blood and everything.

We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones.

In fact, I am aware of the fake entities in my life. I know that I can clear them if I wanted to in a moment. But all this hollowness Needs my Sincerity.

I'm not a facelift person. I am what I am.

You need to be a little crazy to change the world, and you can’t really fake it.

If I didn't have fake nails, my fingers would be bloody stumps.

Realism has to be such high quality, you can't fake it. It's all hanging out there like the laundry.

Buy a gift for a dog, and you'll be amazed at the way it will dance and swerve its tail, but if don't have anything to offer to it, it won't even recognize your arrival; such are the attributes of fake friends.

Because I'm Parisian, I wanted to show a Paris that I don't see at the movies, so I spent a lot of time looking for places that have never been filmed, for streets that have never been filmed because there's a thing about Paris, where it's kind of like a charming music box, this luminous cocoon, like those things that have fake snow in them that you turn upside down.

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't.