Fake Quotes - Page 9

My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.

Amarillio, just turn to the left and 500 yards down

I am convinced that those people whom the world considers good and respects are all liars and fakes. I do not trust the world. My only ally is the tagged dissolute. The tagged dissolute. That is the only cross on which I wish to be crucified. Though ten thousand people criticize me, I can throw in their teeth my challenge: Are you not all the more dangerous for being without tags?

He, however, who begins with Metaphysics, will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity.

... what is faked [by the computerization of image-making], of course, is not reality, but photographic reality, reality as seen by the camera lens. In other words, what computer graphics have (almost) achieved is not realism, but rather only photorealism - the ability to fake not our perceptual and bodily experience of reality but only its photographic image.

In some roles I have to wear fur, and I always make sure it's fake, like in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. Faux fur is great because it shows people that faux can look fabulous.

The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra bursts, 11 injured'. That kind of thing.

According to The New York Times, more than half of President Obama's Twitter followers are fake. They don't even exist. Which is actually a good thing because if they did exist there wouldn't be any jobs for them.

Anything that consoles is fake.

All truth is simple... is that not doubly a lie?

The curse of the sun and the moon is fake. It doesn`t exist.

The rarest of all things in American life is charm. We spend billions every year manufacturing fake charm that goes under the heading of public relations. Without it, America would be grim indeed.

People say keeping it real is a hard thing to do. Keeping it real is easy. Being fake and being soft is hard to do.

Most of the confidence which I appear to feel, especially when influenced by noon wine, is only a pretense.

It worried me when Britney snogged Madonna. It looked a bit fake. It screamed 'We're in this for the money'.

Fake confidence on the outside often trumps truthful turmoil on the inside.

I think I can safely say that nobody understands Quantum Mechanics.

You can't fake listening. It shows.

If it's good, it's mine. If it's bad, it's a fake.

Marilyn Monroe wasn't even her real name, Charles Manson isn't his real name, and now, I'm taking that to be my real name. But what's real? You can't find the truth, you just pick the lie you like the best.

Gossip is called gossip because it's not always the truth.

My life is a series of Hollywood orgies and Kabbalah center brunches with the cast of Friends. At least that's what my handlers tell me. I'm actually too valuable to live my own life and spend most of my days in a vegetable crisper to remain fake news anchor fresh.

Those who have virtue always in their mouths, and neglect it in practice, are like a harp, which emits a sound pleasing to others, while itself is insensible of the music.

Maybe you feel pressure to be positive because so many people rely on your good, fake-positive energy? If that's the case, screw everybody else. You're not a bottle of Valium.

I love living. I think that's infectious, it's something you can't fake.