Fins Quotes

My heart is in the coffin there with Caesar

I'm late to everything. I've always wanted to have it written in my will that when I die, the coffin shows up a half hour late and says on the side, like in gold, 'Sorry I'm Late'.

Just throw me in my coffin now with these earrings on.

I will be in my coffin before I will fight again under your command.

His smile is like the silver plate on a coffin.

Jesus didn’t die to keep us safe. He died to make us dangerous. Faithfulness is not holding the fort. It’s storming the gates of hell. The will of God is not an insurance plan. It’s a daring plan. The complete surrender of your life to the cause of Christ isn’t radical. It’s normal. It’s time to quit living as if the purpose of life is to arrive safely at death. It’s time to go all in and all out for the All in All. Pack your coffin!

Products made in China are cheap through the exploitation of the workforce. Every time we shop, we are driving the nail further into the coffin of American manufacturing jobs.

Carter Kane, 14, died tragically in Paris when he was eaten by his sister’s cat Muffin.

So, she tells me, the words dribbling out with the cranberry muffin crumbs, commas dunked in her coffee.

I love puffins. They are small, round gothic birds, and their babies are called pufflings.

You look as scary as a buttered muffin.

Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs.

For me, curiosity is life. If you are not curious, you are in your coffin.

From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first.

Armchair hater, I wouldn't piss on your coffin But when I see your picture I draw dicks on it.

If you don't have humour, then you may as well nail the coffin lid down now.

The only exercise I take is walking behind the coffins of friends who took exercise.

Nobody leaves this band unless it's in a coffin

One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them.

The consumer's side of the coffin lid is never ostentatious.

Time heals. No, it doesn't. At best, time is the great leveler, sweeping us all into coffins. We find ways to distract ourselves from the pain. Time is neither scalpel nor bandage. It is indifferent. Scar tissue is not a good thing. It is merely the wound's other face.

You should never eat when you're on the toilet. "But I'm lactose-intolerant, and I always wanted to enjoy a bowl of Puffins with whole milk!" That's more of an almond milk cereal, but live your dream.

Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

English muffins with avocado is one of my favorite breakfasts.