Fruitcake Quotes

I must speak the truth, and nothing but the truth.

There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us.

Friends are the fruitcake of life - some nutty, some soaked in alcohol, some sweet.

Reality is like a fruitcake; pretty enough to look at but with all sorts of nasty things lurking just beneath the surface.

Have you ever known anyone who bought a fruitcake for himself? Of course not. They are purchased as Christmas gifts, mostly for people you don't particularly like.

Fruitcake is like semen, there's a lot of it about but no one wants to swallow it

We need more fruitcakes in this world, and less bakers!

Bring on the fruitcakes, we want a fruitcake for an unlovable seat.

I mean UKIP, I mean it's just a sort of, you know, bunch of fruitcakes and loonies and closet racists, basically.

Franchot Tone is nuttier than a fruitcake, so don't let the genteel frosting fool you.

The thing with children is they're a bit like baking a fruitcake: you throw all the ingredients in but you never know how they're going to turn out.

You're going to set us all on fire, you homicidal feral fruitcake.

I am not a morose person, but I would rather not be here. I don't have any reverence for life, only for the entities themselves. I would rather see a blank space where I am. This will sound like fruitcake stuff again but at least I wouldn't be harming anything.